The 6 best jokes at the Gridiron Club dinner
President Obama
played comedian-in-chief Saturday night, taunting Republicans, the media
and members of his own administration in an appearance at the annual Gridiron Club dinner here.
In an evening of speeches and
far-off-Broadway musical numbers and costumes—sample: a Jeb Bush
impersonator singing “Hello Fadduh, hello Muddah. Can’t the voters,
forget my bruddah?”—Obama brought down the room several times. Wisconsin
Gov. Scott Walker also spoke, representing Republicans, as did Virginia
Gov. Terry McAuliffe, representing Democrats.
Here, in one attendee’s assessment, are the six best jokes in the night’s speeches:
1. “If I did not love America, I
wouldn’t have moved here from Kenya.” –Obama, on Rudy Giuliani’s claim
that he doesn’t “love America”
2. “That’s gravity for you, or as
Scott Walker calls it, ‘the theory of gravity.'” –McAuliffe on his own
recent fall from a horse, referencing Walker’s refusal to say if he
believed in evolution
3. “Just a few years ago…I was the
young tech-savvy candidate of the future. Now I’m yesterday’s news, and
Hillary’s got a server in her house. I didn’t even know you could have
one of those. I am so far behind.” –Obama on the Hillary Clinton email
controversy
4. “Pretty soon, the only person reporting to Valerie
Jarrett will be President Obama.” –Walker on the number of staffers
leaving the White House
5. “Bill O’Reilly tried to be here, but he was pinned down
by enemy fire.” –McAuliffe, adding that O’Reilly’s ride to the event
was supposed to be Brian Williams
6. “I want to acknowledge the leader of the House
Republicans, as soon as I figure out who that is.” –Obama on Speaker
John Boehner’s recent challenges
The dinner was Obama’s second appearance on the comedy circuit this week, following a stop on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live in which the President read aloud the mean comments people have made about him on Twitter.
The 650-person-dinner with Washington officials,
journalists, and others was the 130th anniversary of the event. For
those attendees not dressed as animals or in Kim Jong Un costumes for
the skits, it’s a white-tie affair. Every president since Grover
Cleveland has attended. The Gridiron Club’s members are 65 journalists
who cover the capital. Four new active members were inducted Saturday
night, including TIME’s Washington Bureau Chief, Michael Scherer.
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